Paper for lint, hmmm... SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. Squidward: You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. [SpongeBob laughs] This is more fun than anything. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I'm also... [deep voice] Super Sponge, soaking up crime. Squidward? (SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake) Snowflake, yay! (plays the song in high notes. (takes out a centriloquist doll that looks exactly like him) Hey, little Squidward, what’s gray and ugly and has six arms? Toro, Gary, toro... [pushes Gary across with his foot] Hey, ole! Apr 30, 1999. Because it's...(cries) it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give that paper back to me… ever! [SpongeBob comes down with the paper acting as a helicopter] A-ha! I'm a box of army supplies, [jumps off his pineapple with his clothes back on] bringing relief to the hungry troops! Squidward: Right. Well, that's the last of it. Ah, Mr Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. That was great, Squidward. Lil' Squidward: I don't know, but have you looked in the mirror lately? (keeps walking back and forth with more stuff), SpongeBob: Hey, listen.... (Squidward brings his house over), Squidward: Everything must go! [SpongeBob laughs. Gary, watch this! Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. Later, Squidward is painting) Painting fruit, there’s nothing more fun than painting fruit. (a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. SpongeBob: I’m sorry, Squidward, it’s just... (giggles) ...it’s just that I’m thinking of all the fun I’m going to have with this piece of paper! You’re a sucker, sucker. Squidward desperately begs SpongeBob for the paper, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he … A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. Take it, please. It's yours forever and ever! Kids: Boo! (flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! Hold on there, chum. Squidward: Trade... [walks back] SpongeBob: You’re right Gary. (gets SpongeBob out). SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! (walks back to get more), SpongeBob: Squidward? SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. [he roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises] [Later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow] Gotta get that paper. But the dialogue-free episode … The rubber duck sinks under the water. 16b Picks it up] Hello? It’s yours forever and ever! You made me promise no matter how much you begged, and pleaded, and cried not to give the paper back to you ever. SpongeBob: Sure you did, Squidward, look. (chuckles) I’m going to make you an offer. I’ve got the paper, and you’ve got my useless garbage. SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? In the said episode, Squidward essentially channeled Spongebob and became a generally positive, fun, and nice person. [keeps walking back and forth with more stuff] Children: Boo! Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! [blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can] Nice shirt, SpongeBob. (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Squidward? Take my shirt! SpongeBob plays around with a gum wrapper Squidward threw on his yard. Toro, toro! Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. Squidward? I’m flying! (looks around for something to trade) Yeah-yeah, something, something... (reaches in his pocket and takes out something) A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. Squidward paints but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. SpongeBob soon does many fun things with it, … A music sheet appears as he plays. (takes his short off) Take it! Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. Squidward: Yes! Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! Hold on there, chum. [shows the pocket lint and rubberband in Squidward's hand] You drive a hard bargain, Squidward. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. SpongeBob: I don’t know, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? Squidward screams). SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: (riding a shell mobile) Haha, I’m having so much fun with my new shell-cart. Squidward thinks that the paper is useless and just gives it away. I didn’t play any wrong notes. (trhwos it on the ground) A guy stomping on the piece of paper (stomps on the paper then picks it up) I’m a guy who traded everything he owns for a... Patrick: (walks up to Squidward chewing gum) ...a worthless piece of paper. Driven by Envy: The entire conflict of the episode is set into motion because Squidward gets green eyed at the idea of Spongebob having fun with a simple piece of paper in spite of Squidward having many different ways of entertaining himself, and tries to one up Spongebob in having fun (only to be quickly one-upped each time by Spongebob's creativity with the paper) and then tries to get the paper back to show up Spongebob … SpongeBob gets a small piece of paper from Squidward to play with. (the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times. Yay! SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcript - Season 1, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Paper&oldid=140627. SpongeBob; Patrick; Squidward; Gary; Dialogue. It's Valentine's Day and SpongeBob has made an extra special Valentine for his best friend in the world, Patrick Starfish. SpongeBob: I can’t! General The paper then pauses mid-flight to "shoot" a rubber duck in the tub as SpongeBob imitates a machine gun before it flies back out the window. After being trampled by his classmates when the dismissal bell rings, SpongeBob thinks … Squidward? Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506". Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. [walks inside his house] (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I’m a pirate. S1 E1. [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. Gary: Meow. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. 1 Then shoots the rubber duck and flies back out the window. SpongeBob: Garbage?! SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. Squidward: Yes, by all means, take it! Here's my cape. You're a sucker, sucker! Mrs. Squidward: Yeah, so what? Episode 34. I am such an idiot. I’ve always loved that shirt. SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. [puts his nose against SpongeBob's nose] You are not going anywhere until we strike a deal. That’s right, that’s right, here we go now. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. Toro, Gary, toro... (pushes Gary across with his foot) Hey, ole! Squidward: [riding a shell mobile] Haha, I'm having so much fun with my new shell-cart. Squidward: What? (laughs at what the magazine says inside) Erosion. SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! (puts the paper on his nose) Look at me! The Paper. He is now naked with a paper for a loincloth] SpongeBob JunglePants! [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. [twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. Air Date: Feb 13, 2000 Now for some impressions. Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays] I'm flying! See, here’s my cape. Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. SpongeBob uses his imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the paper, and Squidward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back. Squidward? SpongeBob: So you don't want it? SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! (SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Paper " from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. (walks off) Maybe I should get going. [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. Now let go of it. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. "The Paper" is an episode (16b) in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants. (Squidward dries off the piece of paper). Toro, toro! SpongeBob: Sure you did, Squidward, look. I'm flying! The second ever SpongeBob episode is a brief two minutes and 50 seconds long, and probably forgettable for most casual viewers. (SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt still on him while Gary is playing his clarinet) Wait, more impressions. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I am not a pirate. "Valentine's Day" (puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper). And Patrick is about to lose it when Patrick finds out Spongebob gave out Valentines to all of these people that he barely knew. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Episode Article: The Paper Characters. Patrick feels snubbed when SpongeBob's Valentine's Day gift doesn't arrive as planned./SpongeBob turns Squidward's old gum wrapper into a magical toy. Picks it up) Hello? (SpongeBob is laughing outside. Squidward? [puts the piece of paper where a mustache would be] Look at me, I'm a guy with a mustache. (puts his hand over his mouth) What am I saying?! SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door), Squidward: (spits out gum) Well, time to go. Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. Wed, Mar 15, 2000 30 mins. [SpongeBob is laughing outside. Take it, please. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don’t give that paper back to me...ever! Squidward: What's the big deal? Take my shirt! [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. [laughs] (he waves the paper in front of Gary) Toro, toro, Gary! Episode titles - When creating a new episode page, if the article exists as something else, name the article Episode title (SpongeBob SquarePants) Moving pages - When moving a page, if the page is already created, please do not copy and paste. Squidward: [screaming] Get out! That was great, Squidward. More The Paper (S01E33) is the thirty-third episode of season one of "SpongeBob SquarePants" released on Mon Feb 14, 2000. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! SpongeBob JunglePants summon animal friends. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! Read The Paper from the story SpongeBob Episodes by epicstar999 (bruh) with 58 reads. [laughs] At last, what should we try first, Mr. Paper? Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? Airdate: When he notices this, he tears up his painting] I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! (folds the paper in half) Have you heard any good jokes, Mr Paper? That's right, that's right, here we go now. SpongeBob: Look, Gary, oral-gami. SpongeBob: Wanna see it again? A regular guy with an eye patch. squidward, patrick, spongebob. [opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. Squidward: [Takes the piece of paper off his tongue and dries off it.] [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. The rubber duck sinks under the water. (laughs) At last, what should we try first, Mr Paper? You’re just testing me. Squidward: Get out! The Paper is a season 1 episode. Squidward: Yes! (runs around SpongeBob) I got it, you’re a sucker. Wait! [puts the paper on his nose] Look at me! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? When he checks the clock, he has writing minutes until class starts and the paper is due. What did you...? Squidward: [spits out gum] Well, time to go. When he notices this, he tears up his painting) I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! He calls that fun? Squidward: No, I don’t wanna see it again! 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